Nope.
Nope. is an esoteric programming language made by Areallycoolusername. You can code anything you would like, but the language will neither compile nor process it. This unfortunately means that Nope. is not Turing-complete. You could still create a quine and a cat program[see discussion], and infinite number of self interpreters.
Implementations
!!brainfeed
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!!Fuck
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Note that line feeds in this program aren't part of program.
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6969 Assembler
DFS %? JMP n?%s::Oof MOV C*::Nope. JMP END PNT n MOV C*::Nope. PNT END
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脑操
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这不是编程语言!
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Arithmetic
==Begin Exam 1== 1. 1+1=? (78 points) A. 2 Answer: A ==End Exam 1== ==Begin Exam 2== 1. 1+1=? (111 points) A. 2 Answer: A ==End Exam 2== ==Begin Exam 3== 1. 1+1=? (112 points) A. 2 Answer: A ==End Exam 3== ==Begin Exam 4== 1. 1+1=? (101 points) A. 2 Answer: A ==End Exam 4== ==Begin Exam 5== 1. 1+1=? (46 points) A. 2 Answer: A ==End Exam 5==
AsciiDots
.-$"Nope."
AGSPL
"Nope.".
B2C
++++++[|+++++++++++++|-]|.[-]|++++++++++[|++++++++++|-]|+.+. -----------.[-]|+++++[|+++++++++|-]|+.
Backwords
##A".epoN":z;,#6v
Batch
@set /pcmd= @echo Nope. @pause
Befunge-93
~$".epoN">:v |,< @
brainfuck
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,>++++++++++[>++++++++>++ +++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++<<<<<-]>--.>+.>++.>+.>----.
A shorter one by User:None1 without using the input command.
++++++[>+++++++++++++<-]>.>+++++++++++[>++++++++++<-]>+.+.-----------.>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+.
BrainZ
The following program is in hex dump.
FC 27 FF E2 82 40 9F FE 13 FF 8A 09 81 81 55 55 54 09 F8 4F FC 50 4C 08
Brainfuck extended
$Nope.$[.>]
C
#include <stdio.h> int main () { printf("Nope."); }
C#
using System; class Nope { static void Main(string[] args) { Console.WriteLine("Nope."); } }
C++
#include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { string input; getline(cin,input); //for the lols if(input=="Oof") { cout << "Nope."; } else { cout << "Nope."; } }
Deadchicken
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Emoji-gramming
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Fish Code
<((78)).((111)).+.((101)).((46)).><
flag
Nope.
FlinnScrip
input(0); if(0="Oof"){ print("Nope."); }; if(0!="Oof"){ print("Nope."); };
GolfScratch
INP PUSH Nope. POP
Gray Snail
OUTPUT Nope.
Hexagon says
Hexagon says jump to line 2 if cell 0 is all and increment cell 0 by 78 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 78. Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by 78 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 78. Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by 1 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 79. Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by 33 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 112. Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by -11 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 101.
Hexdump
4E 6F 70 65 2E
JavaScript
n="Nope.";console.log(prompt()=="Oof"?n:n)
JSFuck
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Lazy K
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LOLCODE
HAI 1.2 CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A CMD GIMME CMD BOTH SAEM CMD AN "Oof", O RLY? YA RLY VISIBLE "Nope." NO WAI VISIBLE "Nope." OIC KTHXBYE
Lightswitch
p0 toggle p0 @in p0 p1 toggle p1 @out @p p1 p1 toggle p1
Look!
Note: Look! is a sound-based language and the following line of text is only the notes of the real program, for the real program please see the link below
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The program as a MIDI file.
Lua
input = io.input() if input == "Oof" then print("Nope.") else print("Nope.") end
MailBox
box 0 (once) send input to 1 (contains "Nope.") output box 1 (contains "Oof") send "Nope." delete (from 0 and not contains "Oof") send "Nope."
Malbolge
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Maze
##,##,## ##,^^,## ##,<<,## ##,AA,## ##,>>,## ##,(),## ##,##,## AA-> ="Nope."
Nope. / Nope. without a quine / No.pe.
an arbitrary program
ORK
When this program starts: There is a scribe called Writer. Writer is to write "Nope."
PlusOrMinus
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PocketFuck
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PTotE
Tm No Lr U Rb
Python
print("Nope." if input() == "Oof" else "Nope.")
Remove Line Numbers
1 Nope.
ReverseFuck
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Qui
vfunc write { int times repeat times { emit } } ifunc main { 46 101 112 111 78 5 call write 0 ret }
SDOTOS
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Setlang
Which also works on Setlang++.
Note: This implementation is shorter than implementation in any other language.
Simplify
code=s()\i|code=="oof":\ p("Nope.")\e:\ p("Nope.")
Stack-based
P "Nope."
StegFuck
TernLSB
Text
Nope.
This esolang is not a push-down automata
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Tile
VB.Net
Module Module1 Sub Main() Dim userCode As String = Nothing userCode = Console.ReadLine() If userCode = "Oof" Then Console.WriteLine("Nope.") Else Console.WriteLine("Nope.") End If End Sub End Module
Wave
~! STRT #str cmd & in\_("Enter code: ")% if <(cmd) = ("Oof")> :( @/`"Nope."% ) else :( @/`"Nope."% )% !! END
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Print "Nope."
Wren
Fn.new{|n|n=="Oof"?"Nope.":"Nope."}
It's pretty pointless, to be honest.